Washington is still sweeping up the glitter after Stephen Colbert hit the “truth” button on live TV, sending Speaker Mike Johnson into what insiders are calling “a spiritually guided meltdown.”
Witnesses say Johnson stared into the camera like it was Fox News, whispered “Trump wouldn’t like this,” and immediately blamed woke jokes, Hollywood elites, and possibly the Constitution for his sudden discomfort.
Sources confirm Johnson attempted to rebut Colbert’s jokes by:
✔️ Quoting Trump
✔️ Quoting Trump again
✔️ Calling satire “dangerous”
✔️ Asking if laughter requires voter ID
Meanwhile, Colbert calmly smiled — the universal sign of “I already won.”
Political analysts say the incident exposed what many suspected:
🪞 Mike Johnson isn’t a Speaker — he’s a Trump Echo Chamber with a tie.
As Washington burns with late-night punchlines, one thing is clear:
You can ban books, dodge questions, and fear comedy
