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Kamala Harris has reportedly clarified that the situation is not about drugs, not about democracy, and definitely not about principles.
According to Harris, it’s actually about oil, optics, and Donald Trump auditioning for the role of “Regional Strongman: Season 2.”
“If he truly cared about democracy,” Harris implied, “he wouldn’t pardon a convicted drug trafficker on one hand, while quietly benching Venezuela’s legitimate opposition on the other—just to shake hands with Maduro’s inner circle and call it diplomacy.”
Sources confirm the strategy includes:
- Talking tough on authoritarianism ✔️
- Making backroom oil deals ✔️
- Calling it ‘America First’ ✔️
At press time, democracy was still waiting on hold while oil prices checked the room. 🛢️📉
